Email headlines:
NEVERLAND Range Investigators Discover Corpse of Real Michael Jackson

*omg*

apparently the real MJ has been dead more than 18-20 years! and the much hyped about dead MJ could be the psycho who killed the real one and took over his identity!

that explains all the bizarre behaviour that made news after the weird looking creature, whom we know as MJ, appeared in his plastic-y face!!

I cant wait for further juicy findings!