bloody cabbies

Disclaimer: Parental Guidance (PG)
the contents night be tooo sweet for young children. parental guidance is advised.

the week has been a fulfilling one...not tt i did alot of work n neither did i accomplish anything big...was unassigned for the whole week.

FYI: unassigned = sit in pantry = talk cork n surf net = look unprofessional...

BUT anywayZz, no life @ work = get a life after work la!!! =)
n tts y there is this post...

my ROCKER fren dordor got into the power 98 FM rock star finals on wed...so we headed down to fluid bar for a night of ROCK n ROLL... oh man!!!! it realllie rocked!!! there was FREE FLOW of drinks...FREE FLOW of EVERYTHING!!! nt juz vodka (zzz).....got a lil high tt night...whaha...so nw i am a slight bit SMARTER...alc makes u smarter btw....it was reallie fun w the company of my frens...gt high on 38-ing tooo...then high on lau par sat foood tooo...we had LALA...it was then tt i realised wat are LALAs...cos i juz had an argument w a fren over it last fri...(bt this is a totally different story ALTOGETHER)

so i better nt digress too much frm today's topic...
as said earlier, we gt high...n moood was great!!!!! @ 1130, decided to get a cab to go home....waited at the cab stand opp shenton hse n saw MANY unoccupied cabssssss drove past...damn it...they muz be trying to earn more la...waiting for MN charge...bt NVM...we were high anyway...

so, we decided to CALL a cab...7 min ltr, the cab arrived...SEE how EFFICIENT they are when on call?? SUDDENLY there IS a FREE cab around shenton area lor!! we flagged like hell @ TAXI STAND aso no cab wanna drive us lor!! (NOTE: we FLAGGED @ taxi stand k!! TAXI STAND!!!!)

e 4 of us gt into the cab n said "uncle, 3 places - hougang, amk n srgn gardens- go which place 1st faster???"
then the bloody cabbie said "SAME one SAME one...which one u wanna go first??"

DAMN...if we knew, we wldn have CONSULTED you right?????
nvm..so we decided to take CTE n go amk, then srgn gdn, then hougang

after dropping shoi off @ amk, we headed for srgn gdn. so ws told the cabbie "uncle, after the BRIDGE (i ll let this be OUR bridge k) turn left"
then the cabbie STUPIDLY drove pass the bridge n ALMOST missed the left turn...we were like "UNCLE!!! tt was the left turn!!!" (there was another bridge within close proximity of OUR bridge n was within sight)
then the uncle said "see the bridge there (points to the WRONG bridge in front), u told me to turn left after the bridge wat!?"
we argued qt a while n tried to convince him tt he HAD PASSED by the bridge tt ws pointed out to him earlier. bt the FUDGE-ING cabbie INSISTED that he was right la!!! wat the FUDGE!!!!! we 3 pair of eyes saw the bridge lor!!!! n we know the place VERY well lor!! WHAT THE CHOCOLATE FUDGE!!!

after dropping ws off, we headed for dia's hse...we went deeep into her carpark..so after she alighted, uncle asked me "so now go where?"
OBVIOUSLY -since we turned deeep deeep into her carpark- it is to GO-STUN (i dunno hw to spell..geddit rt??) right? so i said "U-turn n go out frm where we came in frm"
uncle the said "ni mei you jia che hor...dun anyhow tell me wat to do hor...wat i LANGAR how???? juz tell me where u wan go now""

WHAT STRAWBERRY FUDGE!!!! i hav a license tooo ok!!! i know u cabbies dun realllie like female drivers la!! say we wat KA-YOU n everything...but hellllllo...here u are, working at frontline - it is also a kind of CUSTOMER SERVICE ok!!!!, n u SLAM straight into my face like that!!! what banana fudge!!!! n i thought WE hav said alot of times the 4 places we wanna go..so, if he had been listening, he shd know tt the nex stop is XXXXXX!!!

if u work in a boutique u might sometimes say a fat customer - bu zi liang li, wear so tight clothes- behind his back..bt u DUN GO N TELL TT CUSTOMER "hey!!! fatso! this doesnt suit you right??"

it's juz TERRIBLY WRONG!!!!! we are talking abt customer svc here too ok!!! (i performed my bian lian show immediately)

then he sent me to my hse...we went deeeeeeep deeeeeeep into my carpark this time...fare was 20.45. i took out my $50..he immediately say..."mei you...wo mei you ze yang duo...y u nv say earlier?"

WHHHHATTT the FUDGE!!!!!!!!

** hellllllo!!! if i had known earlier i wld have done sthg right??!! u think i want to waste somemore time arguing w u over this kinda thing??? BRAINLESS la!!! ppl DUN ask what they dont know right????? n i think it is the CABBIE's responsibility to ensure tt he always have small change with him!!! **

he went on to tell me "juz nw pass by soo many petrol station u nv say...can change there wat....pass by the kopitiam (before he drove me deeeeeep deeeeeep into the carpark) u aso nv say" - refer to ** -

coconut fudge...he drove me outtttt of the deeep deeep carpark...ask me to get loose change... damn it la...in the end i juz gave him the 20.45.

he offer to drive me back deeep deeep into my carpark....u think i d want? i STARED @ him n said "i ownself can walk back" -by then i was reeeeeeallly reeeally PISSED!! i realllie wished he wld LANGAR his car..or gt a punctured tyre...or dun get anymore customer for the night... i really wish tt i can be more QIA -- QIA ZHA BOR kinda QIA- n cld hav slammed him back then...bt wat i did was juz to gave an angry stare... bloody hell...

he is 5852, or 5258 (can rem exactly)...i am gg to boycott this cab FOREVER...(given the kinda line i am in nw..cfm ll suay suay one day see him again....POOOOI POOOOI!!!! *touch wood*)