VULGARITIES

WTH!!!!
the stupid blogger erased my previous entry!!!!

was juz saying tt i ve beeeeeeeeen visiting the blogs toooo much...
n the weather s beeeen v bitchy...

n...as the topic suggests....todays topic is VULGARITIES!!!yay...

wzy juz hurled a WHOLE chain his power language at me... yay 10/10 leh...
scold sooo much(at me somemore) wait u no gf...hrmph...

lemme cut n past a lil...to show how i m being ill-treated....

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=ZhiYong= engine II ~ i m sick. i have compulsive blogging disorder. says:
KNN
Shuling > there's always a rainbow after every shower **verglas.blogspot.com** says:
yalar!!!!
=ZhiYong= engine II ~ i m sick. i have compulsive blogging disorder. says:
KNNBCCB
=ZhiYong= engine II ~ i m sick. i have compulsive blogging disorder. says:
CCB
Shuling > there's always a rainbow after every shower **verglas.blogspot.com** says:
STUDY la
=ZhiYong= engine II ~ i m sick. i have compulsive blogging disorder. says:
NNB
Shuling > there's always a rainbow after every shower **verglas.blogspot.com** says:
oooooeeeeeii no manners
=ZhiYong= engine II ~ i m sick. i have compulsive blogging disorder. says:
WTF
=ZhiYong= engine II ~ i m sick. i have compulsive blogging disorder. says:
WTH
=ZhiYong= engine II ~ i m sick. i have compulsive blogging disorder. says:
WTF KNNBCCB

......rubbish in btw.....


Shuling > there's always a rainbow after every shower **verglas.blogspot.com** says:
oooeiii!
Shuling > there's always a rainbow after every shower **verglas.blogspot.com** says:
mei li mao
=ZhiYong= engine II ~ i m sick. i have compulsive blogging disorder. says:
KNN
=ZhiYong= engine II ~ i m sick. i have compulsive blogging disorder. says:
WHERE GOT?
=ZhiYong= engine II ~ i m sick. i have compulsive blogging disorder. says:
WTF
Shuling > there's always a rainbow after every shower **verglas.blogspot.com** says:
u dun WTF me hor
Shuling > there's always a rainbow after every shower **verglas.blogspot.com** says:
wait u wun gt any gf!!

tt's it!! the MAGIC sentence....mwhahahahaha...
with tt i SHALL emphasize tt the chain of abuse IS NOT from ZHIYONG...it is NOT from BLK A PAGEANT REP...it IS NOT!!

so actually zhiyong is sweeeeeet n demure....n (as he said) goooood loooking (tts y even if he is/was GAY, at least he IS gooood looking)...n he is cute n he is shuai n he is tall n i am lying....

(eh i aso help u publicize leh...nex time then post ya pic huh...n gt ur ze ou tiao jian frm u..)

===after every shower, there is always a RAINBOW===

EXAMS n I am bloggging...

Today's topic...from among the YANDAO CLUB of 00s45...we have.....*clap clap clap* WU ZHIYONG!!!!! *clap clap clap***

Hi..I am ZHIYONG.. today's star is ME. I am super CUTE, super SMART, super HANDSOME n super FIT!!! n i send 500W of electricity...

I am in the pageant. tts me right at the back. I am HANDSOME n hav NICE BODY

I got ALL Asss in my A Levels and a distinction for my 'S' paper.. I am SMART

I blog my life away...i blog day n nite...n i hai SL they all no time to study at all bcos all they do is to READ MY BLOG

But i STILL do well in studies...I am cute I am handsome n I AM SMART

One day, I sweared at SL...until she got sooo upset n angry at me...her precious tears dropped..n her cheeks turned fiery red...

I made SL sooo angry n i taunted her into a fight. but she *CHING!!!* n my head fell offf

I am a shithead...i am soo full of shit that shit ll juz oooooze out of my head when u cut it offf

had my 1st paper today!! yay..was soo sooo soooo tired.. took a nap after i got home.. n woke up for tuition. felt bitchy cos i was tireeed n wanted to continue sleeping. BUT this is not the normal tired-then-ponteng-school time. so i dragged myself up. n it helps tt u have a human alarm at home. (this human alarm wld sometimes, while u are sound asleeeeep, come n ask u 'what time do u wanna wake up today???' #$##%) ok nvm..

then...*tink tink* i sms-ed my kid. "eh i seeing u at 630 ltr hor.."

n she even BIGGER *tink tink* back! "can u come on wed instead???" hahaha!!! see?!! i got mo qi with my kid!! (partner.. u lousy la...we nv spend TWO years sitting next to each other in ASS la..we nv constantly meet up w each other la..)

read a whole lot of shit for the paper today. YAY. but i dun feel intelligent at all...bcos the exam was a jus a test of how FAST you write. 4 essays in 2.5 hour. and its practically CHAOing THROUGHOUT. the only THINKING moments were 'where do i chao from????'

cant they do away with this kind of subjects n make life easier for us???

bt nvm...i had conscienciously typed out my essay yday. spent a good 5 hours on 1 topic. YAY. so smart ah..heh heh.. i was banging on tt qn to come out...as i was telling diz tt lao kok kok ppl dun change their living habits much..the same goes for setting exam qn.. =) n i was right.

nwae damn irritated by the girl sitting beside me juz nw. cos she kept TURNING her head to look at me. as if 4 essays in 2.5 hr isn not enuff..still got time to look at me. dunno y some ppl juz cant keep their eyes to themselves. '_' . n luckily i cld contain my *tsk*


haha diz..read this... i got no tuition today!! (not hao-lianing n definitely not bullying)

2 down, 2 more to go...10 more days to next paper...

=I'm a bitch I'm a lover I'm a child I'm a mother I'm a sinner I'm a saint=

of cos i am not soooo many things la... =)

Fairy Tale

new song.. tong hua gu shi--fairytale...juz like my theme--fairyland...

its a sweet song =) ...but bittersweet =(
too bad this blogskin is an ang moh...it doesn read chinese..if nt i ll type out the lyrics..

===mug hard===
i promise yandao pics when my papers are over...maybe i ll do special features of the wu guy and the liew guy...haha

MANhunt...for the ladies

a fren of mine, WZY, is currently running a yandao poll in his blog...but...his yandaos are all chinese, plus not as handsome as MY yandaoss...Because i reallllie cant make myself vote for any of HIS yandao, i decided to seek some on MY own...

after a gruelling time...from chooosing among the millions of applicants who came, each with a hope of stardom (can imagin how difficult it is to OGLe at them!!??), 4 of the more outstanding MAN outshone the rest...the brain n the brawn...those in ZY blog oni got BAIN n brawn...booooo
what's more, they are of various nationalities, more representative of the SG population...

laaaaddddieeees n gennnntleeeemen, lets put ur hands together to welcome....
M0 -- VIDAD
M1 -- SNG LIH WU
M2 -- yasuki YUHOSA (sorry for the spelling mistake in the pic)
M3 -- Mohd NAAID

POLL ppl poll... hahaha who's the MOST handsomest??? I am risking my LIFE here by posting up the pics of M2 and M3, bcos their close girl-friends (SHAOYU n DIANA) did not show much approval in them joining the pageant...

but for you girlsss...I shall take the risk..n present YOU... M0 - M4 (altho for M0 the pic aint clear enuff...n he probably didn smile..try to use abit of imagination k...)


===i even bothered to come up with the anagrams===

out of boliaoness...

no time for blogging... only got time to read other ppl's blog...
S45 CUTEST -- damn funny
Mer-Lis-Ser -- damn suay
Shoi -- damn HUMty dumpty
Serene -- damn PINK (i like) n damn mushy
Mine -- mundane...

i promise i ll make this interesting...when i have the time... thanks for dropping by!! tag me tag me...!!

btw my name is SHWU LING or SHULING in hanyu pinyin. one is separated, one is joined... dun ask me y SHWU is spelt shWu with the W...bcos oni me n xiaomei has it... shuxian is juz SHUXIAN...

n its pronounced SHWU(SHU), not shun or xiu or shiu or shui!! outta all these wrong pronunciation, the ONE i HATE MOST is SHUI!!! can u IMAGIN... shui ling? --> WATER ling...wth...! n spelled SHWU. notice the W comes b4 the U..and not the other way round.. i know there are some of my frens out there who STILL CANNOT SPELL...

copyrighted from Mer-Lis-Ser...(i think Mer-Lis-SAAAAA aso qt nice leh!! haha)

btw chn 8 9pm show is NICE!!!! chen hanwei v v vv v v scary!! off i go for my prime time show!!

M0 -- VIDAD (guess who?? this contestant forgot to on his flashlight)

M1 -- SNG LIH WU (SHWU LING)

M2 -- yasuki YOHOSA (SHAOYU)

M3 -- Mohd NAAID (DIANA)

to melis...hahaha...welcome to YOUR life

juz like serene...i juz went for tuition toooo....
n now another thing is in my TO-READ list..yet ANOTHER translation!!!

i already hav the language translation, the accounting translation, n now..the mathematics translation...
pengzzzz...buck up buck up... ZzzzZ

actually this entry is dedicated to mlis...hahaha after reading her blog n leaving some personal comments... i juz wanna say....dun leave any regrets in life...

maybe melis orbeee...anyhow give stranger #...haha..bt then...she was caught in a weird situation tt rendered a cold-shoulder-treatment weird... hahaha... sooo you yuan..coincidental-take bus from hougang to buona vista hahaha...HAHAHA...u pooooor thing girl..the msgsss abit Eeeee la....

bt since he's now a FRIEND of urs... juz treat ppl as a fren lor...bt if u feel tt cant even be frens..then so be it la..
muz say ===welcome to my life!=== ma..hahaha

haven done anything today...
shall go study liao...

stresss...

weird dreamsss

KO from 1030pm last night till 10am this morning...yeah...i was born in the yr of pig =)

but i was stilll verrrrrrrrrrry tired after i woke up....reason being the dreams-filled sleep i had...couldn remember all of them...bt 2 of the more vivid ones: (ahhaah)

i dreamt that i had a chat dialogue in this blog from someone by the name of Weiming (i oni know ONE weiming in my whole life...the pri sch one...but..cant be..cos we aint even close now... ???)

the next one was morrrre absurd. I dreamt that i used RIBENA shampoo!!!! hahaha and i was bathing in this cubicle that has doors that doesnt cover the whole door frame...eh i dunno hw to describe.. bt its those kinda doors that juz covers the more impt parts, leaving the head n the legs sticking out frm behind the door.. get it get it???!! haha
then the squat urinal pot was in front of the shower, so that EVERYTIME i had to step fwd to press the knob for the water, i had to MIND MY STEPS, so tt i dun step into the urinal!!!
ewwwwwwwww...

i always have absurd dreamssss...they dun make sense one..haha
theres this one frm my sec 2 days tt i still rem till nw.. i dreamt that my GIRLfren had a MOUSTACHE!!! ==pengz==

there was this other time in VJ when esther shared her dream with me...
***esther was in front of the school gate. she was carring a fork in one hand, and a spoon in the other. there, she met another school mate -- i 4gt who liao. the school mate asked "EH!! ESTHER!! where u going w ur fork n spoon????".... n guess what was the reply?? ESTHER ," I am going to take my EXAM lor!!!" *****

hahaha!! how absurd how absurd!! ri you suo si ye you suo meng????
then tt means we ah siao liao... hahaha imagine RIBENA shampoo!!

nwae, received a call frm NKF yday while i was at tuition...the person spoke w such monotonous voice tt, for a moment, i thought it was a robot that was programmed to do such calls... lucky i DETECTED a tinge of 'human' in the voice..n i stopped myself frm cancelling off the call...

din want to help them raise funds..partly bcos we do call in to their charity shows, n partly bcos i feel they are a verrrrry rich organisation. n she told me tt $$ frm the card goes to cancer patients..while $$ frm charity shows goes to kidney patients...wth..n i almost wanted to tell the lady tt i WOULD RATHER GO DONATE MY BLOOD!! bt i kept my mouth shut..(she wldn know anyway) n refused her kindly... bh...took up 10 min of my time..n i was in the middle of solving a maths problem!!
nwae, my student shared the same opinion as me..she aso nv accept the card..

but then, when i watched the 9pm show in channel 8 during the night, i learnt the following:
- there are 2000+ patients under NKF
- the medical expenses for each person each mth = $2000 +
- so tt works out 2b $48 m a yr
- n plus dunno what other costs/expenses..tts y they need a POOL of money...

well...n so in the show..they mentioned tt they are afraid tt ppl will have a wrong impression abt the healthy financial status of NKF n wld stop donating... blah blah...hmmm...at least sort of provide some info as to where the $$ goes to...(not gg to draw any conclusion here)

somehow, i see a greater influence of the govt in the media scene now...
frm HAO MEILI to encourage marriage n xiang1 qing1...to the NKF show now... hahaha the importance of media...which was my FYP topic... =) ...WAS... hiak... nomore fyp to worry abt... nw for studiess... RICE is in the agenda today..

===beauty lies in the eyes of the beholder===

H.U.M.ty dumpty

met my neighbour today...

but before i narrate my story...lemme whine... MY PREVIOUS CHATBOX IS GONE!!!!

din know abt it till melis came n ask me about it... yea..my blog has been stagnant for like 3 weeks...*wonder what happened* -- to my fooble chatbox i mean... ?hmmmm?

BoooOOO hOooOO!!!!
lost my comments...lost my chatbox....CRY!!

ok nw back to my neighbour.. i met her in the lift today...such a coincidence that she was gg to take NEL..so today i had a companion w me till Little India... =)

she asked me to go donate blood

i said i m scared. the needle PRICKS

she said its not painful at all

n i said i m still scared

n she told me ALL the benefits of donating blood

but i am still scared. ok la i HUM

then she asked me to be a braver girl...next time when i become a mother i can be a brave mom n set a good example to my kids *i was like...eh..tts stil a long way to go...* i still hav my doubts abt having that THICK needle prick thru me. bt the needle is nt what i fear most..what scares me MOST is the PAINFULLY long time i will have to endure seeing my blood SLOWLY OOOOZze outta my veins...i think i ll go MAD! n i think i wldn even hav the strength then to pump the thing in my hands..

then she said tt she d be gg this Jun again and she d be there for me...mentally support me. HAHA...thanks..

n b4 she alighted, she said she ll wait for my GOOD NEWS..

i doubt i ll be able to bring her any good news...at least nt for nw..i haven conquered my fear...tho i realllie know that i shd giv..cos of the millions of ppl out there who needs blood.. i ve been engaging in too much of this self debate for SINCE VERRY long ago...bt the conclusion? H.U.M.ty dumpty

wonder when i ll ever find the courage....maybe if everybody starts to brainwash me n drag me to it... i MIGHT fall under the peer pressure...bt then again... i dunno...

===humty dumpty===

school has officially ended...bt i still hav ONE LAST french lesson this fri...my LAST one..hiak...
study break nw.. so my life now revolves around books liao..n my kid's book...yeah she s still my kid..haha...always so last minute..so adhoc..pengzzzz

kk peeps...mug hard..i know all are stress...remember to eat well..sleep well...drink loadss n...... EXERCISE!!

yeah man...so partner!!!! jogging jogging!!!!!
n diz too!!! the invitation is open to all..hahaha melis...if u nt lazy too k...

Spread the love around

hahaha yaya..i haven been blogging... mostly i busy..bt mainly i lazy...hahaha

saw the news about the anderson wanton mee aunty last last friday...somehow, although i ve left anderson for many yrs now, my heart still feels for the school and everything about it...

talked to serene n we decided tt we should do something abt it... ESPECIALLY for serene -- i suppose she feelss even MORE obliged to do her part...because there was once during training...she claims that she was gg to die of hunger le (yao er si le)...n all the vendors were closed...the wanton mee aunty was also packing up... then serene went over n BEGGED the aunty to cook a plate of noodles for her... aunty was so kind....she cooked for serene...
imagin...without aunty, serene might have died of hunger...(okok abit exagerating..haha) juz imagin she might not have had the strength to go for her training!!

well...n so we raised $410 among the few of us...its so gooooood to see that ppl do care...
went back to ASS to hand in the $$$....except for new extension blocks n the punkish kids n tt KFC is nw the VP...things seem the same...
one thing tt was different tho... was the closed wanton mee stall.. hope all goes well for the aunty.. =)
===spread the love around===

exams coming on the 13th..arghhh
seems like nt alot of time left...
gonna start studying liao..

gooood luck mugging peeps!!
n hougangers..lets go for jogs together @ the sports hall track!! =)

===Spread the LOVE around===
===feeEeeel SooOOooo HaPppPPieeeeeeeeeee===